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Last Updated: 19.06.2025 07:17

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
Have you ever had a scary dream about a loved one or friend soon after their death?
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
Do older men realize that younger women usually do not prefer them?
Unacceptable again!
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
Why do many Hong Kong Chinese look different from the Han Chinese in mainland China?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.
What does the Turkish word çıplak mean?
So they tried
Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
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No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
What are some signs that a therapist may have poor boundaries with their clients?
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
How can I get a girlfriend? I am 26.
Nuts and Butts
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
What's the biggest myth about illegal immigrants?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.